Sunday, 29 September 2013

"Pun-couragement"

The person tweeted "Don't be good my n*gga, be grate".

I'm a Grammar Nazi but as far as I could see, it had to be fate. 
Holding back the urge to correct,
I delved deeper into the subject and so realized,
I was trying to correct the already correct. 

"The enemy of my enemy is my friend"

That quote is solid to its foundations and independent to no end. 
The the driving force of allied nations,
Planning the destruction of others,
Leaving human beings in search of salvation.
The great circle of relationships.

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Don't be good, people, be great. 
Don't be good, people, be grate. 
In order for us us to be smoothed and refined, 
We must endure the harshness until the appointed time. 
Life is never easy.
But to be great, we must first be grated. 
We have to be shredded to learn,
Put down so we can understand what it means to be placed high.

("The Homonym of That Verb is my Adjective")
This grater is preparing us to be greater in the salad of the world,
Where everyone has a purpose and adds a particular flavour.
If we aren't shredded, we won't have the texture we should and we won't be of any use.
Only through trials can we be tested.
Only through being tested can we be great.
A homonym of grate is great.

Just like how gold is refined by fire,
so too are we refined by the grater.

The person tweeted "Don't be good my n*gga, be grate"
I'm starting to think this person is a genius.
Or am I just thinking to deeply?
In the end, what is important and grammatically correct is:

Don't Be Good... Be Great.